Investor relations as a profession doesn’t often make Page 1, but today’s Wall Street Journal casts IR in a starring role in Deutsche Bank‘s covert maneuvering against a dissident shareholder and courtroom enemy.
“Banker, Gadfly, Lawyer, Spy” is a mystery thriller worthy of a John Grisham novel. For IROs, the story is just that: a good yarn to read on a late-summer weekend. Entertainment, unfortunately at the expense of errant corporate staffers.
The story has everything: a private investigator with two code-named teams, rich and powerful enemies in German corporate suites and a Mediterranean isle, a young lawyer suspected of posing in a job interview to gather intel at a plaintiff’s law firm, even an elusive Brazilian seductress. Too bad it’s not fiction.
Deutsche Bank’s head of investor relations was let go when the corporate snooping and surveillance became a scandal, and there are ongoing investigations – not to mention that litigious shareholder, a target of the bank’s “Magnum PI” efforts.
By the way, Deutsche Bank issued a press release July 22 with its own somewhat dry version of what it has found looking into the company’s snooping activities. The bank said the “incidents originated from mandates initiated to achieve legitimate goals, but, during the course of these mandates, the external service providers retained by the Bank engaged in questionable activities.”
IR people should read today’s WSJ piece, simply because IR doesn’t usually make headline news. You might even be prepared to tell co-workers, “No, we don’t generally spy on shareholders (or anyone else).” There is no practical guidance in this story for doing the actual job of IR – other than an implied warning.
It’s a cautionary tale that says don’t get caught up in a corporate “battle” that later will be viewed as corporate wrongdoing (see last month’s posts, Someone should’ve said no and On the ethics front …). The messy consequences are sad. After all, no one wants to wind up on Page 1 of the Wall Street Journal this way.